Survivor 42 Premiere: One Sentence Reactions Episode 1

I am back for another season of Survivor coverage, and I am going to change things up once again. While I loved giving players medals during my Survivor 41 articles, I’ve decided against that for two reasons.

1. These last Winter Olympics kind of tainted the fun of medals.
2. It was essentially the Walmart brand version of Shannon Guss’s Chissy points.

Instead, I will react to every player, twist, challenge, and even our old friend Jeff Probst’s shenanigans this episode only with one sentence…